What Women Want

Over at Shakesville, Melissa McEwan throughly deconstructs What Women Wanta piece in today’s Wall Street Journal Opinion Journal, authored by WSJ editorial board member Kimberley Strassel and subtitled “How the GOP can woo the ladies.”

Right out of the box, I can tell I’m going love Ms. Strassel, given that she subscribes to one of my favorite theories of politics: Vagina Voting. That’s the theory which proffers that Vagina-Americans (aka “Women”) are politically attracted to the closest vagina. Hence, all women should want to vote for Hillary. And if Hillary weren’t in the race, they’d want to vote for John Edwards, because of Elizabeth—and also because John Edwards, what with his hair fetish, is practically one big vagina himself.

It’s spot on and demonstrates how completely out of touch the GOP is. (As if you didn’t already know that.)


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