Here is a sample taste:
Why did God show his backside to Moses, as described in Holy Scripture, Ex.33:23?
1. He invented everything, and this was simply the first mooning
2. He was really ticked off when Moses dropped the tablets
3. He was piqued, having just discovered His almighty powers were useless against chariots of iron (Judges I:19)
4. Moses was too serious and needed to lighten up a little
Go read the rest of it. It really puts the insanity of religion in perspective (unless you are religious and just close your eyes to the fact that religion is insane.)